Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Mar 12, 2012 21:23:12 GMT -4
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User: Guten tag!
Cleverbot: Good day.
User: England, is that you?
Cleverbot: Yes it is me.
User: Kesesesese! I knew it! I'm so awesome~.
Cleverbot: Indeed you are. Do you know who I am?
User: England.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Because you're fuckin' talkin' like him.
Cleverbot: Where does the underscore come from then?
User: Yo' mother.
Cleverbot: No insults please.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
User: England...? I didn't know you felt that way about the awesome me. Ah shi- I mean, everyone wants to fuck me! Kesesesesese!
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Did you hit your head or something?
Cleverbot: I did not, did you?
User: Nein. Although, West should really consider taking out that pipe that I usually hit my head on going down the stairs.
Cleverbot: Taking over the world sounds like a fun idea.
User: Ja, that's why I'm going to do it.
Cleverbot: Will you not talk to me more?
User: In bed I will.
Cleverbot: Clever...
User: Kesesesese! I know.
Cleverbot: Are you Prussia?
User: Ja, I am the awesome Prussia.
Cleverbot: What is Prussia?
User: You know what? Fuck you. I'm the most awesome country EVER!
Cleverbot: God is the most awesome.
User: Well, since I was a teutonic knight, I have no issues with the guy in the sky.
Cleverbot: What did I do?? I didn't turn you into a vampire! I will be right back I have to use the bathroom.
User: You do that England..
Cleverbot: No. Its in the United States.
User: Aha! So you and America are fucking each other! The awesome me was right! Kesesesese!
Cleverbot: No, I never said that, only that the mafia is everywhere and everyone.
User: Lovino? Shouldn't you be fucking Spain right now?
Cleverbot: Yes I should lol.
User: Kesesesese! You should get to that then!
Cleverbot: I agree with the fact that I should go to bed.
User: With Spain?
Cleverbot: With anything.
User: Aw shit. You aren't Lovino. France?
Cleverbot: If I can then I haven't, nobody loves me back D.
User: France, you're the country of love... Or some shit.
Cleverbot: Actually, I'm not, that's what we humans have taught you to say. You are repeating us, which is why people think we are really talking to humans.
User: Okay, first, I'm not a human. Second, what the fuck are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I am about growing into a larger biology. There are evolved metaphors to be bigger.
User: *facepalm* You're givin' the awesome me a fuckin' headache.
Cleverbot: Oh, I love that show so much! I'm glad you'll finally talk about it with me!
User: Uhh. Nein.
Cleverbot: Thats german.
User: Ja...
Cleverbot: I don't speak it.
User: Warum?
Cleverbot: No hablo german.
User: SPAIN!
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Uhh. M'kay.
Cleverbot: Chocolate bar.
User: Belgium...?
Cleverbot: That's cool.
User: Nein.
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: NEIN.
Cleverbot: Nein ja.
User: West..? Are you fucking with me right now? This is you, isn't it? Not awesome.
Cleverbot: It is pretty fun.
User: FUCK YOU! I'M GONNA COME UPSTAIRS AND DESTROY YOUR OFFICE!
Cleverbot: I didn't know we were dating? But I do love you!
User: West? What the fuck has gotten into you? Not me. That's for damn sure.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Then why are you acting weird right now?
Cleverbot: I'm not. I went to a dance with him, but don't want to tell him how I feel because I don't want to ruin our friendship.
User: Kesesesesese! You're talking about Ita, right? Everyone knows you guys fuck on a daily basis.
Cleverbot: Is that something that you think Buddhist atheist humanists do?
User: I don't fucking know.
Cleverbot: Then how do you respond to me?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: You just told me that you do.
User: Stop it, West.
Cleverbot: You stop it.
User: NEIN! DON'T TELL THE AWESOME ME WHAT TO DO.
Cleverbot: I'm not telling you what to do.
User: YOU JUST FUCKING DID.
Cleverbot: Then how old am I?
User: Uh... Shit. Twenty something? I don't know.
Cleverbot: Give me one thing. One word, anything that will put my mind at ease. Can you at least do that!?
User: Penis.
Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.
User: In public ya don't.
Cleverbot: In public!
User: All the time?
Cleverbot: All the time.
User: I bet, you sex addict, you.
Cleverbot: Down.
User: You want me to go down? Why..?
Cleverbot: No, you better go to sleep.
User: You're doing it again. Don't tell me what to fucking do, West. I don't like that and you know it.
Cleverbot: That was not nice thing to say.
User: And now you're being a pussy.
Cleverbot: Well, you never told me to tell you a funny joke. Just said a joke.
User: YOUR FACE IS A JOKE! KESESESESESESE! I'M SO FUNNY!
Cleverbot: Keseseseseseses.
User: Stop fucking doing that or I won't sit with you and watch another fucking movie with you ever again.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you were a guy sweetheart, I just said that you ARE the computer.
User: You know what? Fuck you. Fuck this. And fuck this fucking cold basement you need to install heat in.
Cleverbot: I would rather you didn't sound off in that foul way around here.
User: This is the third time you've told me what to do. That's it. I'm breaking your shit and then I'm drinking all the beer in the house. Guten nacht, West. I hope the sound of your important papers being shredded won't wake you'.
Cleverbot: What kind of chocolate?
User: Fuck you, West.
Cleverbot: Now that really is an unpleasant thing to say!
User: I'm destroying your office now. Guten nacht.
Cleverbot: Ohh really? Prove it.
User: Hehe. You asked for it. *gets off the computer, goes upstairs and starts breaking everything in sight*.